Husband: Suno jara.
Wife: Chup raho..Khate waqt baat nahi karte,

Khaane k baad

Wife: Ab bolo
Husband : Teri plate mein cockroch tha, le aur ban Heroine!

Mil gayaa Oye mil Gaya
Oye Oye mil gaya
Oho mil  gaya
Ballay Ballay ..;)
Mil he gaya
Aj to mil he gaya
yeh sms padnee wala ek or bewakuff mil giya Or use mil gya Baba ji ka thullu,,;)

Police Officer: I arrest people, BUT whn I go home, I’m under house arrest, by Wife

Professor: I give lectures to students, BUT when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife

CEO: I’m the Boss, BUT when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife

Judge: I give Justice, BUT when I go home, I Beg for Justice, by wife…

Our friendship means a LOT to ME
U cry I cry..
U laugh I laugh..
U jump out of the window..
I look down & then
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I laugh again..;p

Ultimate insult..

I Iove your smile becoz..
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My favorite colour is “YELLOW”!!

What is ?

What Is 143?
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I Love YOU ?? .
No
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I MISS YOU ??
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No
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I LIKE YOU ??
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No
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143 Means One Hundred Fourty Three …
Maa Baap Ne Kitni Ummeed Se Padhaya
Tha Nalayako..

Tu chand mange mey chand de dun,
Tu raat mange mey raat de dun,
Dil mange mein dil de dun,
Tu jaan mangey,.
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.bas yaarrrrrrrrrr
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Bheek mangney ki bhi koi limit hoti hai..

1 line Advertisemnt by a married man at OLX
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For Sale:

Wedding suit,used only once by Mistake 

Baaaaap Re Baaaap!!!!
Open Challenge 4 Every 1..
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Choti abc Badi ABC se Kitne Saal Choti Hai…

Plseeeeeeeee
PRAY 4 me
My Condition is serious.
I am Getting Day by day
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More BEAUTIFUL

More Good Looking
n
More Cute!
Dua Kro menu nazar na Lge:-)

Friendship SMS...

Din Aate Hai, Din Jate Hai
Kuch Lamhe Aap K Bin Guzar Nahi Pate Hai
Inhi Lamho Ko Samet K Dekhu To
Aap Jaise Nalayak Dost Bahot Yaad Aate Hai

Friendship SMS...

If you angry with ur lovaable friend,
Just put aside your egos
Just hug each other and say:
I need u idiot at least to fight with me…

Friendship SMS...

Alone i can say bt 2gthr v can chat,
Alone i can smile bt 2gthr we cn laugh,
Alone i can live bt 2gthr we cn celebrate.
Dis is d magic of r frdship.

Friendship SMS...

Beautiful friendship Saying:
“Life can give us a number of Beautiful Friends!”
But..
“Only True Friends can give us a Beautiful Life…!!”

One of my true friend is ‘U’

Friendship SMS...

Best lines said by a friend
“I cannot promise to solve all ur problems
but
I can only promise that
I will never let u face them alone”

Friendship SMS...

Frndshp is nt a word,
Nt merely a relatnshp.
Itz a silent promise sayin,”I was”,”I am”&”I wll b”…

A Beautiful Life ...

Thought for Beautiful Life :

I realized that, "Making Everyone Happy" is not possible.....

So I decided to, "Be Happy with Everyone"!!

Student ki gaaliyan

Sir: Teri shikayat aayi hai ki tu Gaaliya bohot deta hai..

Student: “Sir, maine to kabhi kisi kutte ke bache ko gali nahi di, Pata nahi kis ullu k pathe ne aap ko bataya hai. Agar wo kutta
samneaajaye to us kamine ko dekh lu. Sir aapka student, zalil ban ke nach lega lekin kisi ko kabhi gali nahi dega." 

Patni Aur Pati ...

Pati Aur patni Mein Jhagda Ho Raha Tha..

BIWI :- Kaash Main Apni Maa Ki Baat
Maan Leti Aur Tum Se Shaadi Na Karti.

Pati :- Kya Matlab Tumhari Maa Ne Mujh Se Shaadi
Karne Ko Mana Kiya Tha..?

BIWI :- Aur Nahi To Kya......

Pati :- Aey Khuda Main Aaj Tak Us Nek Aurat Ko Kitna Bura
Samjhta Raha Jisne Mujhe Bachana Chaha...! 

Engineers ke professors...

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professors ko ek plane mein bithaya gaya..
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Fir announce kiya gaya ki..
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“YE PLANE AAPKE STUDENTS NE BANAYA HAI”
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Sab professors utar gaye…
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Par principal baithe rahe
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Logo ne poocha: Aapko darr nahin lagta?
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Principal: Mujhe apne students par poora bharosa hai..
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